Paris Hilton

Paris_Hilton is a gimmick poster in Current Events, most noticed for being an extreme Halo fanboy. In many of the topics, he can be seen arguing that Halo is perfect and has no problems defending the series to a point where it makes no sense.

Story by Houle
One user, Houle, even wrote a short story about Paris.

"I'm picturing TC frothing at the mouth gnashing wildly while going red looking constipated mashing away at the keyboard, constantly having to backspace because he's so incredibly livid, screaming "you nerdrage buttheard videogame nerds" getting so worked up over the video game of his choice while getting angry at pokemon even though other gifs were presented because he secretly hasn't gotten over pokemon bu remembers having to put them away in 6th grade because he was constantly teased and made fun of.

He pangs and longs for it but dismisses it as a part of himself he will never ever experience again, a part of him where he was ostracized by his fellow man, as such he dismisses it childish and erupts with the same fire and rage he felt back then whenever he sees someone else enjoy the one thing he solely so much wishes he could enjoy again. Saddened he takes out his frustration while trying to associate himself with more adult-male things (women, sex, guns, videogames enjoyed by college aged men); when he sees someone playing pokemon he quickly lashes out calling them virgins, and children believing that he has to completely push them away from any commonalities that they may share from him.

Finally he crumples up to bed at night, slowly reaches over behind the headbored and picks up a dusty pikachu plushie. Cradling it tenderly in his arm as he falls asleep he remembers a much simpler time where he could just enjoy life and not force himself to be so repetitive, as he falls asleep; shedding a single tear ;_;

I feel ya TC, I feel ya ;_; !" — Paris, by Eh_Houle

For a time the story found itself being copied and pasted into nearly every Halo-related topic Paris created.