MrGraham

MrGraham is a CEman who achieved a small degree of fame for making a topic about getting his first kiss.

=CE, I'm getting my first kiss tonight.= I've been a Ceman on this board for the past 3-4 years with multiple accounts. I've seen many cute girls come and go, but I finally found the one that actually liked me back :D

I'm going over to her house in like 30 minutes where we'll spend most of the night together then I'll head home early, but we've already planned it out and I think we're going to kiss... Excuse me for being such a giant nerd but I seriously had to post this to gamefaqs. I wanted to share this milestone in my life with you guys :D

Thanks for reading ^_^ and here's a nerdtastic photo I just took: http://imgur.com/FzpTg.jpg

Wish me luck XD

24 hours later...
Okay here's how it went down XD

Fun facts: She's 13, I'm 16. I know it seems weird with that sort of age gap, but I would never go after a girl that I felt I would be taking advantage of. She's extremely intellectual for her age and is more level-headed than my 20 year old sister.

I had originally made plans with her brother to just spend the night and we were just going to wait for him to pass out and then we'd just hang out in her room until like 5 in the morning.

I made sure her bro was passed out and I sneaked over to her room and just as I was about to tap on the door she opened it and I gave her a mini heart-attack. I was so effing nervous. My heart was racing XD.

She walked over to the bathroom and said "be right there.." so I just walked in and sat on her bed. She came over and sat next to me and we just started talking.

I laid back against the wall and she said "Need this?" and handed me a pillow. I put it behind my back and then reached over with my left arm and grabbed her and pulled her close to my chest. She just smiled and snuggled up next to me.



We talked for a good 15 minutes about random stuff and then I shifted so I could wrap my arm around her more and hold her hand... she liked this I think XD

After like 30 more minutes I said "So... there's something we were going to do tonight ;)"

"When?"

"How about now?"

"Okay... hold on."

She walked over to her dresser and set down the can of red bull she was holding and sat down facing me. I eased my hand past her shoulder and gently set it behind her neck while putting my right hand somewhere near her thigh/waist area and we briefly kissed and retracted our bodies.

"See? It's not that hard." She had already kissed a guy before, but she said it was horrible and rushed and she really didn't like him that much...

"That was better than I could have ever imagined :D"

"I'm glad... so there. your first kiss :)"

"Hahaha.. thanks?"

We cuddled up to each other even closer than before and kept talking. At this point I couldn't help but say "You should know.... our relationship is never going to be as good as it is now haha."

"Why do you say that?"

"I'm sorry... being pessimistic."

"It's okay..."

So there we laid in each others warm embrace, pausing every now and again just to listen to the trees rustling in the background and to calm our frightened nerves.

After about 2 and a half hours of this I finally said "I really need to go back... no need to press our luck. I don't want anyone waking up." She was very reassuring that no one would walk in but it was almost 5 and her dad usually woke up about that time.

So I pulled her close again as I sat up and kissed her again and slowly snuck back to her brothers room, where he was talking in his sleep XD

I almost feel bad about using her brother, but he's a really good friend of mine, and I enjoy his company immensely, and I hope if he ever finds out about this he can forgive me.

So yeah, wall of text I know XD

But dear god.... I'll never forget that night.

"This is probably one of the best nights of my life" she said.

I couldn't agree more.

=I'm dating a 13 year-old loli. Ask me anything= About a month after his first topic, MrGraham made an Ask Me Anything topic on CE saying he is dating a 13 year old girl. Responses ranged from being supportive to outright hostile with some CEmen expressing a desire to hurt him. The topic later derailed into a debate of age of consent and how far the dating age gap should be before things get awkward. MrGraham defended his decision by saying he's not planning to have sex with until she is ready (mentally & legally). A few more details about their relationship was revealed, like how they met and how they have to keep their relationship hidden from her parents. He later posted another picture of her and many CEmen commented on how good she looks and wished him luck.

"Huh. So, how did you two end up together, then?" - RPGamerdude
Kind of odd really... I started hanging out with her brother and some other guys kind of regularly. So I added her on facebook and randomly started chatting with her one night.

She gave me her number so we continued texting/talking on the phone every now and again.

One day we ended up talking about people we've liked and if we've ever been with anyone. I guessed that she liked me and she got all embarassed.

She's had like 2 other boyfriends but she tells me a lot that they were nothing compared to me... I guess I'm doing something right.

I still don't really have a lot of feelings towards her... there's definitely a huge maturity-gap that I'm slowly getting used to... it's really really rough though.

We've almost broken up about 2 times already.

I don't want to leave her because she doesn't really have anyone else to go to with her issues (she has quite an abusive father) and I've already told her I love her...

This relationship is a good way of keeping me on a straight path I guess.

She still hasn't really hit that "womanly" growth spurt yet. I'm just waiting.... oh how I can't wait XD

=My girlfriend was taken advantage of by a male= On 9 Feb 2011, he made another topic on CE about his girlfriend. In his opening post, he said:

He forced himself on her and had his way with her, unprotected. He's 15, her same age (too young to date I realize this but we're dealing some something far more serious). What kind of legal ramifications could there be for someone his age?

He was driving without a license and was in possession of tobacco and alcohol.

He overpowered her and raped her.

What can I do to ruin his life?

CE's reactions were mostly in jest, thinking that he is just making stuff up. Which prompted him to respond with:

I would give my life in exchange for this to be a joke.

She's not an unfaithful individual.

She's just naive.... she won't even talk to other guys /:

she saw no harm in getting into a vehicle with a male she's known for no more than 2 weeks... he took advantage of her immaturity and inexperience and he's getting away with it.

After tomorrow, 72 hours after, there's little to nothing we can do, and she's completely unwilling to seek legal justice.

"Then you can do nothing." - VulcanP90
Which is an extremely frustrating fact for me right now.

I've never felt so much pure rage towards an individual than I have him.

Who would be so sick as to take advantage of someone's entire body and self...

What is wrong with this world.

"ffs TC, just report the rape yourself" - TheShadowQueen
It would end her life and I would never be able to see her again probably.

My father is an ex-forensics officer and BPA... and DEA... I could have him locked up in an instant but I'm not about to put a teenage girl through that kind of emotional distress of having to be DNA tested and to have to testify in court.

He later closed the topic once it reached 22 posts.