Foreveralone

Foreveralone is a term used to describe a state in which a person has no friends and probably never will. It can also be used for when a person does have friends, but has never been in a romantic relationship. Basically, the only life form that has ever loved a foreveraloner out of anything other than obligation is his pet. The term originates from Forever Alone comics, which are spinoffs of the Rage Guy comics. In the Forever Alone comics, some sort of event happens, such as a girl turning down the protagonist or the protagonist discovering that his wallet contains the exact same amount of money that it had before Valentine's Day ended. The protagonist then realizes how pathetic he is, and the last panel always contains a drawing of a severely distorted face with tears streaming from the eyes, and a caption saying "forever alone". There are also Forever Alone spinoffs of the Advice Animal series.



The most instances of the "foreveralone" descriptor are from depressed people who label themselves this way because they're unmotivated to change. CE is notorious for being filled with these types of people. Hilariously, searching "Forever Alone" on Wikipedia used to redirect to the page for involuntary celibacy.