Goydos

Goydos is a CEman. Being a resident of the Bible Belt, he is infamous for constantly posting about his hatred for anyone other than himself. Interestingly, he seems to possess quite a wide array of characteristics that are generally considered to be socially unacceptable: fat, gay, atheist, and basement-dwelling. His posts are best enjoyed when read with the voice of Squidward Tentacles.

He enjoys playing golf, and his username presumably comes from Paul Goydos, an American professional golfer.