Mikulekee

Mikulekee is that one kid. He lurks mostly, but posts any time something is interesting or relevant enough to hold his attention. He's a 17 year old who plays games during his free time and has a very small social life - like most typical CEmen. He joined CE in March of '09, and from June to September of the same year he was semi-known to users of CE as being the CEman almost always in CE-hosted Stickam rooms.

Mike's an Xbox 360 fanboy but tries not to be - he has two 360s and a Wii and PS2, he just can't find a reason to get a PS3, or more accurately, a reason to use the one he has as anything but a BluRay player. His favorite games are Brawl +, SA2:B, Fallout 3, MW2, and DBZ: Infinite World.

He's slow to trust people, but when you are polite he will be, too. His friends / acquaintances on CE are (other than those he knows in real life) Roronora, UberCowCat, Husikam, x_lys0l_x, Synicism, AmeliaSeyrunn, and On_The_Edge.

Mikulekee is not a fan of most of CE's popular opinions, and therefore is widely hated. The following is a list of CE's opinions that he disagrees with and reasons / more information.
 * CE's opinion - PS3s are good gaming systems.
 * Mikulekee's opinion - PS3s have little to no games that interest him, the fanbase is terrible, it isn't backwards-compatible with PS2 games (at least, his isn't), and you have to install games instead of being able to just play them out of the box.
 * CE's opinion - PC gaming is superior to console gaming for everyone and in every way / shape / form
 * Mikulekee's opinion - PC gaming is not for him because he's not technologically inclined enough to know how to build / upgrade computers which is necessary for PC gaming. Most PC games are bad in his opinion, and the ones with console versions are better on the console. He is against modding games because it goes against the game developer's wishes (exceptions include when the game is unplayable without mods, like Brawl). He also immensely enjoys sitting down on the couch with friends and playing some splitscreen.
 * CE's opinion - Sports are awesome!
 * 'Mikulekee's opinion - Sports are good for occasional entertainment, but there's tons of better and more reasonable entertainment than watching sports. Sports in themselves are still perfectly acceptable, but when people go apeshit over them and get too involved (for example worshiping a certain team and getting into arguments about players) there's a problem.
 * CE's opinion - Drugs, particularly marijuana, are alright.
 * Mikulekee's opinion - It's bad for you. Smoking anything can cause cancer. Tobacco products should be outlawed, too, as should alcohol. That'd just cause really bad shit to happen, however. Prohibition sucked, they say. It's best to just leave the legal shit legal (to not cause bad things like what happened during the Prohibition to happen again) and to keep the illegal shit illegal (so as to keep cancer causing substances away from people.) Honestly, Mikulekee doesn't care how good it feels to abuse a particular substance. He believes you're stupid to do it when it can give you cancer.
 * CE's opinion - Long hair on males is bad / ugly / fail / whatever.
 * Mikulekee's opinion - No. Males that feel long hair on males is bad are either too insecure to have it themselves or secretly want it themselves and cannot pull it off or are too lazy to take care of it. Females that don't like long hair on males feel threatened by it.

=Trivia=
 * Mikulekee is diabetic and has an insulin pump instead of taking shots.
 * He wants to "be the new Roronora" ever since the true Roro suicided, attempting to gather as many sign pics from users as possible.
 * Mike makes liberal use of GameFOX's random signature feature, and has over 2,000 different combinations of pictures for his signatures.
 * He's a senior member of his high school's drama club and wants to become a professional actor later in life, but his backup plan if he doesn't get to go to a good college is to become a policeman.
 * He joined GameFAQs when he was 10 years old, and his original account was suicided by a friend of his weeks before it would have hit the user level Ancient (his other accounts were axed). This inspired the name of his first account made after the axe - Ancient_Fate.
 * In addition to the Stickam notoriety, Mike is known to CE as the kid with the turbonerd sig - one of his signature pictures is a multi-person sign pic with himself in it along with two of his friends from real life that he turned into CEmen. Frequent criticisms of this picture include that MrazSkintas is trying too hard to look tough and that Mikulekee and johnyrocket looks like derps. Mikulekee's excuse for himself is that he was frustrated with the computer, which wasn't taking the picture correctly, then he tried to make a non-emoting face. The surge from rage to nothingness created the moronic face you see in front of you. Despite the frequent laughs at the picture Mikulekee keeps it in his signature rotation because the two people pictured with him are two of his best friends and recently moved away. The picture is also pretty old - over a year old, in fact. It was taken in May of '09.
 * Mikulekee enjoyed writing this article about himself in the third person.