Robot Unicorn Attack

In early 2010, a new game struck Current Events. Located at Adult Swim games, Robot Unicorn Attack was noted for CE's love for its song, "Always" by Erasure. It was noted for being highly addicted and was discovered by certain boards on 4chan, and like most fads CE jumped on the bandwagon. At the peak of the game's popularity there were several topics on strategies, discussions on the music, lyric topics with "Always" lyrics, Robot Unicorn joke accounts and talks about Robot Unicorn pornography. However as time grew CE got bored with the game and the question of whether Robot Unicorn Attack would remain a huge subject on CE or just another short lived fad was answered with the latter being truthful.

How to Play
Press Z to jump over obstacles and holes. Use the arrow keys to move. Press X to dash through the stars. Collect the fireflies and dash through the stars to earn points, earn more points by not missing any bugs or stars. For every bug you collect you will get 10 more points (First bug is 10, second is 20, etc.) and for every star you dash through you'll get 100 points each (1st is 100, 2nd is 200, etc) until you miss. Every time you hit something or fall that run is over. You have 3 runs, and once all of your runs are up your total score is added up.

Tips and Secrets
If you press R during the game, you will restart from where you were when you started the run, but lose all of your points gathered on that run. This is useful when you are about to fall and haven't gotten enough points.

Triple Jump: If you double jump, dash in mid-air and jump again you will do a triple jump. Z, Z, X, Z.

Always — Erasure Lyrics
Open your eyes, I see

Your eyes are open

Wear no disguise...for me

Come into the open

When it's cold...outside

Am I here, in vein?

Hold on, to the night

There will be no shame

(Chorus 2x)

Always I wanna be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony harmony oh love!

Melting the ice for me

Jump into the ocean

Hold back the tide...I see

Your love in motion

When it's cold outside

Am I here, in vain?

Hold on to the night

There will be no shame

(Repeat chorus until fade)