If X was Y, they'd be Z

"If X was Y, they'd be Z is a fad that spread like wildfire through GameFAQs and other websites such as 4chan. It involves changing X name to something else if they had another job or part. A user makes a topic with just one of these and others fill the topic with more relating to the same person. Because it hasn't been overused it is not yet moddable.

Examples

 * If Taylor Swift was a failure she'd be Failure Swift
 * If Chris Rock was a piece of clothing he'd be Chris Sock
 * If CJayC was a pile of hay he'd be CHayC