Turbo X Vile

Turbo_X_Vile is a frequent poster on CE, just recently returning from a hiatus, which started for no real reason. This makes sense, considering how he joined for no real reason. He goes under two other names, Gamefreak940 (banned for, well, uh, no clue. Something about calling Glenn Beck a goober combined with some of Gilbert Godfrey's stand up material from The Roast of Bob Saget. That's the nicest way to put it. It was a joke, but it was a mean one.) and Sarkman. He originally settled into CE after visiting that and some other boards, Random Insanity and Poll of the Day. None were too appealing to him of those two, so he went with CE permanently, as well as some involvement in the Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver trading boards.

Gamefreak940
While primarily on the trade forums at first, he ended up splitting his time between that and CE. One day, after seeing someone holding a contest on CE (in which the person DID NOT deliver), he decided to make a series of contests to give out free pokemon of his because he felt like it. Gamefreak940's Quick Contests, or something like that. Once this account had ended, he stopped these, most likely due to the naming issue. During this time, he was also frequent to the Martha Stewart 3DS boards, around when the game was first announced, and it was just a joke board. This led to him creating the meme, "Did you remember to preheat the oven?".

Turbo_X_Vile
Despite banning, he wanted back in. So he created the name, Turbo_X_Vile, with the name based on Mega Man X, Vile (his enemy from Mega Man X, X3, and X8), and something really fast (hence Turbo). Ever since what he calls "Goobergate", he's been on guard, making sure he doesn't get too out of hand. At one point in late 2010, he went on hiatus for no reason,and came back on January 18, 2011.

Favorite Quotes
"That was my squeezing arm! THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZING ARM!"-Zim's Robot Dad.

"Release the hounds"-Mr. Burns

"You don't have an inferiority complex, you're just inferior"-The asshole crew chief from Wave Race Blue Storm

"Got it memorized?"-Axel

"WAT DA FAK?!?!"-Panty

"A stwange meteow has fawwen to earf, just a while ago."-Dr. Light in Mega Man 8

"I gotta have more cowbell!"-Christopher Walken

"Wow. One Million Troops."-Tak Fuji, on Ninty Nine Nights 2 from E3