BlueMonk

_BlueMonk is a user on Current Events. Often referred to as the "father of the Koreaboos," he is currently known for his slew of topics dedicated to K-pop girl groups. While many CEmen rage and flame BlueMonk and his followers, he continues to live a happy life as a college student studying abroad in South Korea. In fact, it was there where he met user deenoona and backstabbed her in a game of Starcraft.

Source(s): BlueMonk

Gimmick
BlueMonk is infamous for repeatedly creating topics about his new "flavor of the day." Past obsessions include Stephanie "Sugar" Beard and Summer Glau. His most recent obsession is the nine-member girl group SNSD, much to the dismay of racists and self-loathing Asians.

Source(s): BlueMonk

The Poem
In mid 2010, the great and awesome poet, Wolf_O_Donnell, wrote this:

''TheBlueMonk

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I scrolled through CE's queries,

Out of the blue and grey so eerie, my eyes caught a topic I could not ignore.

A quality, this topic did carry, which made it seem so customary

Out of habit, which i found scary, my mouse did roar

Clicking madly, I knew not for.

Into the topic, I did creep.

Expecting much... But just a Korean, I did peep.

Only this and nothing more.

"Bah, 'tis just BlueMonk!" I did think, as his precious Sooyoung winked.

Out of the topic I then slinked, angry at that Blasian bore.

As I was leaving I took a pause, I wondered what could be his cause.

Did he expect some warm applause? I then came to see, 'twas not my problem to explore.

"This Bluemonk will go on my ignore!

For me to see, Nevermore."

After these words I topic listed, happy thinking he no longer existed.

Then, half wondering if I was twisted, I blissfully entered another door.

As I entered, to my amaze, another Korean I did gaze.

"What is this sick and twisted maze?!" I did implore.

"What is it your alts haunt me for?" "HOW LONG MUST I ENDURE?!?!"

Qouth the BlueMonk, "Forevermore."

Frantically, I ran to GameFOX, In search of internet padlocks.

No use they were, BlueMonk still talks. His words, they brought me to the floor.

After omitting TheBlueMonk alt, I was certain his posts would halt.

Soon my spirits did exalt. I now saw his posts no more.

It brought me happiness galore. This decision I shall not deplore.

I will see his posts, nevermore.

But again I saw a topic with that familiar style. At first, I simply stared a while.

“Surely,” said I, “surely that is another, not an Asian, who posts with such exclamation"

"Please, someone from any other nation" I entered the topic, quite unsure.

The posting style seems quite routine and his sig indeed referenced caffeine.

He's like a damn machine! It's worse now than before.

Finally I screamed "Long enough you've been an eyesore!" "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! NOW,THIS MEANS WAR!!!"

Said the BlueMonk... Nothing more?

I waited for his words so vile. But all that came was one small file.

"What is this bile??" Carefully, I clicked the link.

Not sure just what to think. Perhaps another Asian wink.

But no... All that stood was David Mink.

Only this and nothing more.''

Source(s): BlueMonk

The Unofficial GameFAQs Podcast
In the Summer of 2008, BlueMonk hosted a podcast called the "Unofficial GameFAQs Podcast". It was usually a 1-2 hour show, and included guests from Current Events, including one mod: Burgess. The group would discuss gaming news as well as include topics from Current Events as points of discussion. The group even made a make-believe trip to Beijing to cover the Summer Olympics. However, the show ended abruptly when BlueMonk stopped signing into Skype.

Source(s): BlueMonk