Marcvelhar

Marcvelhar is a former CEman. He died on April 3, 2010 from a heart condition, at 21 years of age. Despite not being as popular as some CEtizens, he was generally well-liked during his time at Current Events. He was known for his very well-written CYOAs, though many of them were never finished. He was also known for suiciding his alt, Big_Beelzebub, by posting a picture of his genitals with a smiley face drawn on it and the words "Hai CE!" written along the side.

Death
Marcvelhar's close CEgal friend Danni found out about his death from Facebook. When she created a topic about his death, the topic quickly exploded as trolls and attention whores such as Fireside attacked Danni for outside conflicts irrelevant to Marcvelhar himself. As the tumult subsided, everyone left, proudly smug that he or she had won an Internet flaming contest.