Dakero

Dakero may or may not have been the most badass person to ever visit CE. He is a famous troll, and whenever it is he makes new accounts, he basically tells the same story over and over. In his stories, he talks about how he's in a public place, sees someone involved in the military, and gets in an argument with him. They end up fighting, and Dakero always wins. Blood is everywhere. After the fight, Dakero often needs a place to "lay low for a while", and it is always with his extremely attractive girlfriend. After a long hiatus, Dakero is back with new stories about beating the **** out of people.