ThermitePwns

ThermitePwns is a gimmick poster on Current Events. His original gimmick is posting several topics a day about his love for dogs, and searching topic titles for "dog" and bumping each result. He also has limerence for Red_Minx1989, despite the fact that Red_Minx1989 hates him. At some point, he made an account bet stating that if CE could spell "Thermite", he would close his account. Like Butters, he has yet to deliver. His latest gimmick is pretending he has an anthropomorphic fox boyfriend named Jeremy.

All of his previous accounts are banned. He suicided his ThermitePwns account by posting bestiality pics involving dogs, then returned as Statue2442.

In November of 2011, Thermite admitted he was a troll and not really a furry, and said that he was closing his account and that he was going to post on a secret alt from now on. He did indeed close his account, but in April 2012, the user HomiestHitter decided to copy Thermite's Jeremy gimmick. Because of this, it is suspected that HomiestHitter is Thermite's alt. This theory can be supported by the fact that the HomiestHitter account was created around the time Thermite announced he was gonna start posting on a secret alt. Also, after a few Jeremy topics, the mod Error1355 closed the last one while saying, "I think you forgot I told you to quit making these threads." Error made the first request in a topic started by an account known to be Thermite's, and never in a topic from HomiestHitter until then.

HomiestHitter is now banned, but the user Strychnine_G has since taken up the reins of inheriting Thermite's gimmicks after previously posting like a normal user. This time, however, he claims to be Jeremy.