Shockthemonkey

Despite having no clue what the hell he is doing, shockthemonkey ' s greatest accomplishment in life has been creating this page. He has been a CEman since 2008, most notable for hating Journey, Boston University, and the state of Maine; punk rock and ska enthusiasm; and telling CEmen to "man up" as a solution to their girl problems. He looks sexy in suits, and idolizes Joe Strummer and Tim Armstrong. Known to be argumentative, oftentimes just to see if others have any idea what they're talking about. Known elsewhere as "Captain Hook" due to genital curvature.