Fastest Reply Ever

The Fastest Reply Ever gag involves having the 2nd post seemingly have the same exact time as the TC's post. This is attained by trickery, and it often fools new CEmen. The way it's done is simple, and there are 3 main ways to pull it off:

Method 1: Same time, Different date
The 2nd poster finds a topic with no replies, then times his post so it matches with the TC's. However, the day is off by 1 or 2. Here's an example: tc | 1/1/2010 | 12:00:00 pm --- Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? --- 2nd poster | 1/2/2010 | 12:00:00 pm --- Fastest Reply Ever! --- 3rd poster --- wtf hax how u do that ---

Method 2: Same date, Different time
The 2nd post is on the same date, but instead of AM it's PM, or vice-versa. tc | 1/1/2010 | 12:00:00 am --- I had 4 biscuits. Then I ate one. Now I only have 3. --- 2nd poster | 1/1/2010 | 12:00:00 pm --- Fastest Reply Ever! --- 3rd poster --- holy shit. i keep checking the dates but they're the same! HACKER!!!!11!!!1!

Method 3: Editing
With the addition of the ability to edit, the TC can create a topic and immediately post "fastest reply ever" as the 2nd post. Then he would edit his first post, and since the time of a post changes to when the actual edit was made, it seems like the TC posted the 2nd post before the topic was created, creating a time paradox.