XciteMe

XciteMe is a troll who became active on CE in 2009 or 2010. He is known for constantly making topics centered around his many gimmicks. Many users realize this, and in many cases they will simply respond to his topics with "XciteMe topic."

Gimmicks
Unlike most trolls on CE, XciteMe enjoys alternating among multiple (often unrelated) trolling methods regularly.

Homosexuality (and homosexual incest)
Prior to all other gimmicks, he was known for being an extremely touchy gay guy, lashing out at anyone who expressed dislike for his comments about homosexuality. He also made many topics asking others if they had ever showered with their dads. This did not mix well with CE, considering his sig of many months read, "I'm a boy."

Sisters
XciteMe is also known for making suggestive topics about his sister(s). If his claims are taken to be true, either his sister changes her name every few days, or he has over 30 sisters. Of course, CE always demands pics of his sister, though he never actually does.

iPads
According to one CEman named 11337799:

"he gets mugged and has his ipad stolen all the time. he brags about his ipad, makes a topic the next day asking if he should buy an ipad, then makes a topic about how ipads are the greatest devices ever, then makes a topic asking what the advantages of ipads are. i remember once he had 7 active topics on ce about iphones and ipads."

He is known for trying to boost his disgustingly low self-esteem by attempting to secretly brag about his ownership of an iPad and an iPhone 4. If he doesn't get the response he's expecting, he will change the story about his iPad/iPhone and make a new topic with the newly fabricated story. It's an endless cycle.

"A riddle so hard that..."
The newest addition to XciteMe's collection of gimmicks, this type of topic revolves around inane topic titles typically in the form, "A riddle so hard that it made [noun] [action]." This gimmick seems to have originated as a spoof of another CEman's riddle topic. XciteMe's riddles are designed to be unsolvable, so it's best to just respond with some variation of "the pool is a planet and the man is a room outside". It should be noted that riddle topics have become somewhat of a fad on CE.