Soccer Mom

Soccer Mom is a former ongoing topic on CE that is based on a girl that CE regular SonicZack had dated and who constantly makes a million topics about her despite that she is an average looking girl. The Soccer Mom topics date back to as early as October of 2008, when SonicZack would make his first topic about meeting her and how he wanted to ask her out. He didn't have any pictures to deliver, but in January 2009 he finally would, to average reviews out of CE. The Soccer Mom is often referenced in topics by SonicZack, even when the Soccer Mom isn't mentioned. The Soccer Mom fad was at its peak in the latter 6 months of 2009 when SonicZack was dating her. He has compared his relationship with the Soccer Mom to Tom and Summer of the movie 500 Days of Summer, which to a mere coincidence, SonicZack and Soccer Mom had seen together, at the Soccer Mom's request.

Reception
The Soccer Mom has been given average reviews by various CEmen, as it varies from "she is ugly", "she looks like she is a 30 year old soccer mom", "she's cute, man", or on a very rare occasion is seen as "hot". However, this is rare that it happens once in a grand while.

Notable facts

 * Birthday is August 17th, 1987
 * Is 5'4" and 110 lbs.
 * Interests Include: Scrapbooking, running, being obsessed about her weight, reading, and watching tv
 * Evidently weighed 8 lbs. when born (and has gained little weight since!)
 * Hit a parked car while driving which nearly totaled her car, and thus had grey and blue fenders put in on a white car
 * For those who ever draw interest in her, she has NO INTEREST IN MEN, so don't ask.
 * Actually doesn't have any kids or drives a minivan, so in reality she isn't a soccer mom

Retirement
On September 14th, 2010, it was announced that SonicZack would be retiring the Soccer Mom topics, as he hasn't seen her in person for nearly 4 months and rarely talks to her. A Final Topic is going on on CE.