Gott Nacht Stute

Gott Nacht Stute is a user who gets drunk and angry on CE a little too often. Known for going on random rants. Joined GameFAQs back in 2001 under the name mgsmaster1, got banned, then joined again in 2003 under the name Brian A S, got banned again, then finally joined back up in 2005 as this account.

Has been warned/suspended/purgatory'd numerous times in the last 2 months, losing up to 156 karma now.

Quotes

 * "Washing your package is annoying Your standin there in your shower with the soap in one hand and your covering the end of your thing with the other, so right away you gotta deal with the possibility of the soap slipping outta your hand. Then once your finally all soaped up you gotta get the soap off somehow. What other good way then using your hand? So as your getting the soap off you accidentally pull out a little fap-age here and there, and you notice your turning yourself on. By the time you get all the soap off your sitting there thinking, "well, i might as well finish er off" so next thing you know your on the floor of the shower, jerk in full swing (or should i say, stroke) and then once your done, you got an extra 5 minutes in the shower, just enough to make your sack get all wrinkly from the water. So now your sittin there thinkin, "damn is it really that wrinkly?" and its on your mind for the rest of the night. Then once you wake up, first thing you do is check on it and make sure its not as wrinkly, and finding out that its in good condition just makes you feel so much better in the morning. So I guess washing it off isnt too bad, as long as you feel great in the morning."
 * "i was riding my tricycle the other day, and i fell off it, rolled about 30 feet down a hill, and my neck was broke, but I just popped it back into place. The paramedic said he couldn't have done it better."

GNS on reproduction:
 * "actually you gus are all wrong. The Penile Bone is the only bone in the body that can actually grow and retract. When it is erect, it fills with cartilage which is white. When you ejaculate, the cartilage is released and thats how babies are made."