WheezinEd

WheezinEd is a Current Events user who gained minor popularity in November of 2009 for making a wincest topic on CE that chronicled his life and relationship with his little sister.

"Do you think it's wrong for a brother and sister to be in love?"
WheezinEd's topic, titled "Do you think it's wrong for a brother and sister to be in love?", consisted of regular journal entries detailing the CEman's romantic and sexual endeavors with his little sister. The date of the entries spanned from November 2009 to December 2009. It was very successful, crawling to 500 posts in just under a month. WheezinEd posted his story under the usernames WheezinEd and AncientHawaiian.

WheezinEd's Posts
Posted 11/8/2009 Ok, so I was about 8 when my mom had me start helping more around the house. My dad wasn't around, my older sister was a useless, autistic, alcoholic, and my mother was getting old and had back and lung problems, so I was left with a lot of work to do, a lot of which was taking care of my little sister.

I helped her take baths, I made sure she brushed her teeth, tucked her into bed, and later walked her to school and helped her with her homework, typical stuff. As she got older we started hanging out a lot and pretty much became best friends. I had a blast introducing her to video games and junk and I always let her tag along with my friends and I when we'd go do stuff.

She was 12 and I was 16 when she first told me she thought she liked me. I just sarcastically told her she was nuts and that I was just the only boy she had the guts to talk to and thing continued normally.

My older sister got into more intense drugs and got more violent over the years and it was about 8 months ago I couldn't take it anymore and moved out. About 3 months later my mom called me and told me my little sister really missed me and that she didn't think her household was a safe environment for her anymore, so my little sister was moving in with me.

Things were really great at first. We went to the beach all the time, we played video games long into the night, we went out to eat a lot, plus we really enjoyed each other's company. So life was pretty damn good. Things slowed down for us when she had to go back to school. It was both her first year in high school as well as in a different state, so it was a big change for her. As for me, I've been taking college courses at night. So we didn't really spend much time together.

Well it was about 2 weeks after this started that she told me how much she'd been missing me and she even got teary eyed. I gave her a big hug and told her my classes only went on for 5 weeks and then we'd have more time together. We stayed up really late that night watching movies(The Call of Cthulhu and Big Fish), cuddling on the couch.

A few days ago she told me how miserable it was not having me around and how she wanted to stay with me forever. I just told her she'd always have a room here. I was more avoiding what she said than just being dense. She followed that by a simple 'I love you." I told her I love her too and, I'm sure you see where this is going, she told me she meant she love loved me.

I reacted about the same way I did the first time this kind of thing happened, the only difference now being I don't think I meant it. I've had a few girlfriends but she's the only girl that really gets me and she's the sweetest girl I've ever known. And, quite frankly, I could see myself being very happy with her. But for the past couple days I've just acted like it didn't happen, which I'm sure is wonderful for her self esteem.

Posted 11/8/2009 There's not really much to update on. We hung out today playing Mario Kart, watched The Green Mile, and had left over Chinese food for dinner. She was quieter than usual, I probably made her feel like an idiot.

Posted 11/9/2009 Yeah, I plan on talking to her about it tomorrow night(she's in bed right now). I have a terrifying feeling that I might be misinterpreting her signals and I'm gonna make a fool and a creep out of myself. I mean, it seems clear as day, but it's a serious enough matter to be careful about.

Posted 11/10/2009 She's 14 I'm 18. She'll be 15 fairly soon.

Anyway, it was a really nice day(probably the best November day I'd ever seen) so after I picked her up form school we went for a walk down the beach. We saw some guys fly fishing in the ocean, which was a first for me and I don't know what exactly you could catch with a fly in the ocean. We just walked up and around this peninsula part of the beach. When we got home we just chilled. We started watching No Reservations and Anthony was in some Asia or Mediterranean place and it got me hungry. I ordered Chinese and introduced her to mooshi. Which led me to tell a story about a friend I used to have named Mooshi(I'm not sure how it was spelled though). While we were letting our stomachs settle I sat closer to her than usual and I was more physical/flirty(touching her hair and junk).

I told her I wanted to talk about what she said the other day. I could tell it made he nervous and looking back it probably sounded like I was concerned about it or something. I was nervous myself and kind of fumbling around what I was trying to say. After that awkward spell I put my hand of her cheek and gave her a kiss on her lips. It wasn't open mouth but it was more than a peck. She had a huge smile on her face and I put my arms around her and just held her for a while. I could tell she was trying to hide her smile but she was doing a terrible job. It was getting late so I told her we'd talk later and she got ready for bed.

Posted 11/11/2009 I've sorted out my morals and I'm way past wonder, so don't bother.

Yesterday day was fairly uneventful till later last night. She was in her room and I came in and sat on the end of her bed and we started chatting. I brought up the subject of what we should do about our situation. I was trying to not put her in any awkward positions that would make her nervous, so I was carrying the conversation but I was also trying not to sound commanding and making sure she had a say in everything. We agreed we wanted a relationship and that's that. I gave her another kiss and laid down with her and cuddled for at least an hour.

This morning was just fantastic. I woke up to find she'd made breakfast. Well, she made scrambled eggs and heated up some bacon I made a couple days earlier, but the point is I woke up to a warm breakfast and there's no better feeling in the world. The only problem is that you know your day can only go downhill after that.

Posted 11/13/2009 Last night we went to a new Italian restaurant. Well it's not new, but it was the first time we tried it. There used to be another Italian restaurant in it's place that I really liked, but this new place wasn't very good. The only thing important about any of this is that it was a date. We both sat on the same side at our booth, we sat really close and held hands a lot, and while our conversations were typical they were more flirty in tone.

Later last night we were cuddling on her bed watching TV. I could tell she was falling asleep and I was really tired myself, so I was debating getting up or falling asleep there. As you can probably guess I fell asleep with her in my arms. I woke up kind of late and she was already getting ready for school.

Thats really all thats happened thats worth mentioning.

Posted 11/19/2009 I haven't had sex with her yet and I don't plan to for a while. Sorry CE.

We have gotten more sexual though. We've been sleeping in the same bed for the past few nights. One night I got a boner while we were spooning. I was going to try to hide it but I couldn't really do so without it being obvious. I thought she would find it creepy but she started rubbing her butt on it. I wouldn't call it grinding, it was too soft and the movements were too small. Since then she's done it and gotten me hard. We've also made out a few times which has been really exhilarating.

Posted 11/25/2009 Well I have one person wanting me to make stuff up and another wanting me to tell you what I had for breakfast.

But I guess I have some stuff to tell now. Earlier today we came home so we could spend Thanksgiving with our mom and aunt. As soon as I got in I had a root beer float and called up some friends to go out with. When I got home my sister and I hung out in my old room in the basement. She told me she was disappointed we weren't going to get to sleep together tonight so I started making out with her. It was a little more exciting because of the fear of getting caught and I felt up her legs for a change.

Posted 11/26/2009 Got back to my place a little while ago. Thanksgiving was alright. I never fail at getting sick for the holidays :( and my aunt was late because she started cooking the pies too late. But I still had a great dinner and a peppermint milkshake as a second dessert. Above all else, I was happy there wasn't any drama. Not that I thought there would be but I was a little paranoid. Anyway, now I'm just looking forward to bed, which I will be going to shortly.

Posted 11/29/2009 There's no story. But I'm 18 and I want to have a sexual relationship but I don't want to deflower my sister yet. So I was just wondering what your guys' thoughts on alternatives were.

Posted 11/29/2009 It's not just her virginity I'm worried about. It seems pretty much everyone agrees it would be immoral to have sex with her till she's older and I'm curious what you guys thought of alternatives.

Well I want to at least see how she feels about it =/

Posted 11/30/2009''' Yeah, but I'm kind of worried just asking her about it will put pressure on her to do it, because she'll know I obviously want to.

Eh, whatever, I'll talk to her later today.

Posted 11/30/2009 Eh, I chickened out. I was snuggling on the couch with her and I was going to talk to her about it... But I didn't want to sound like her brother, know what I mean?

Like, I couldn't think of way to talk to her about it that wouldn't sound condescending. I've had sex before, but I didn't talk about it with those girls, it just happened, you know? So I don't really know how to talk about it like a boyfriend.

I'll try again tomorrow, or tonight rather. Any tips would be appreciated.

Posted 12/3/2009 So last night, right after she got ready for bed I pulled her aside and just sat with her a minute. I kissed her on the cheek and just came out and said I wanted to talk about sex. I made it clear I wasn't asking for it and I just wanted to know how she felt about it, but I still feel just bringing it up shows I want it. She said she didn't think she was ready and when I brought up oral she said she guessed that was ok. Before things got too awkward I told her to go to bed and as she got up to leave I put my hand on her ass and gave her a little push.

Posted 12/4/2009 Only a couple things to update on.

I agree with the guys here saying she doesn't sound comfortable with the sex thing so I;ve decided to drop it for now.

I finally got over my flu I got around thanksgiving and kisses her on the lips for the first time in a while. I didn't realize how much I missed it.

The Bel-Air
When the topic was nearing 500, a user posing as WheezinEd Bel-Aired CE. For a moment, it was seen as a monumental Bel-Air, until it was pointed out that the post was not made by the TC. Some users believe, however, that it was WheezinEd himself who played the role of the impostor.