NamesBob

NamesBob is the hottest male Asian on Current Events—that is, according to his ex-girlfriend Hermiione. He is obviously the most talented person on CE and lives with his aunt and uncle. His parents died in a car crash.

Chris Hansen controversy
CE immediately noted that while Hermiione's age varied by the day, the most recent strong confirmation of her age placed her at the age of 17 when a sexual encounter allegedly occurred between her and NamesBob - who was 20 years old at the time. While this is not in itself illegal, what IS illegal is that Bob traveled across state lines to do it. This is a federal offense, punishable by ten years to life in prison. In addition, the two performed acts of underage drinking.

This began to come to a head on February 3, 2013, when user AnonymousPepper, prompted by a related thread on CE, traveled to That Site and acquired coherent screencaps of this fact. For this he was warned, and an alt suspended, as of 6:15PM on 2/3.

- the actions performed (NSFW)

- proof, or as near as we can have it, of Hermiione's age