Hermiione

Hermiione is a CEgal known for receiving a lot of hate from Current Events after making a topic about how she embarrassed a boy who had a crush on her at her school. She stalks an Asian boy who goes to her school (even keeping a lollipop he gave her friend in a plastic bag, which she plans on keeping forever). Hermiione has a love for Light Yagami from Death Note. Furthermore, she enjoys listening to K-pop girl group SNSD. Hermiione really likes animals, Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda, and Pokémon. Her hobbies are sewing, drawing, cooking, sleeping, and shopping.

She is constantly harassed by CEmen who always ask for nudes, but a large sum of CE's userbase is comprised of White Knights who come to her defense. Though she is largely disliked, she has had moments of near-universal acclaim—it's pretty hard to deny that she's a cute one.

She joined GameFAQs when she was 10. A notable biological attribute that Hermiione possesses--worthy of a mention in the television show Medical Incredible-- is the fact that Hermiione inherits the uncanny ability to suspend aging. When she reached age 14, she remained so for several years before finally reaching 15. The fact that she has remained 14 for longer than a year has baffled science and logic; on the other hand, it serves as only a reminder to the paradoxical and convoluted inner workings of human's capabilities.

On December 4, 2011, the user Kipzilla posted a topic claiming that Hermiione hung herself out of loneliness 6 months ago. He apparently learned this because she told him about her plans in a PM. The user LuvulUp then posted in it, claiming to know her IRL and that he was in fact planning on seeing her the next day. On the 19th of the same month, Hermiione came back and confirmed that she had indeed planned to hang herself, but "some lucky things happened" and she spent the next few months in therapy, and was not allowed to use the Internet except for school research. She also posted a tl;dr list of awesome things that had happened to her since she left. She also admitted that her "stuck at age 14/15" thing was just a gimmick (which should have been obvious to begin with) and that she in fact turned 16 a few weeks ago.