Dead Guy Hubbin

Dead Guy Hubbin is a Current Events user.

Notable gimmick
Dead Guy Hubbin is most known for his idolizing of Butters_1188. He constantly makes topics about how awesome Butters is and when referring to Butters, he capitalizes pronouns such as "Him" as if Butters was a god. He also agrees with everything Butters says when he sees him post and copies Butters' gimmick of posting in every topic with "Butters" in the title, no matter how old, and claiming he stared at the topic for hours before posting. Because of all this, many CEmen suspect Dead Guy Hubbin is Butters' alt. Every time someone calls him Butters, he says "I'm not Butters." The suspicions were raised when one time someone called him Butters and instead of DGH, Butters replied with "I'm not Butters." Every time a screencap of this is posted, DGH quickly says it's photoshopped. However, there is also proof that he is not Butters, such as the absence of DGH in Butters' usermap in the modfiles. Also, even though the mods aren't allowed to reveal people's usermaps, they've dropped hints that DGH and Butters are not the same person (directly coming out and stating that they're not would count as revealing their usermaps). One of the most common hints is treating them as separate entities. Another popular theory is that DGH just wants everyone to think he's Butters.

The user SamStone22 often blames Hubbin for ruining the Butters fad.

It is suspected that Dead Guy Hubbin kibozes for any mention of either himself or Butters, in order to get in a very quick "I'm not Butters".

Other gimmicks


DGH's second most-notable gimmick is his collection of furry art in a rotating signature. Most of his GameFOX sig rotation is devoted to furry art. Furry characters seen in his sigs include various ponies from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fifi from Tiny Toon Adventures, Rouge from the Sonic the Hedgehog games, Tammy and Gadget from Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers, Molly from TaleSpin, Maid Marian from Robin Hood, Cassie from DragonTales, Millie from Ozy and Millie, Ducky from Land Before Time, Rita from Jungledyret Hugo, Tabitha from Sabrina Online, and original characters from no particular series. May Chang, Yachiru Kusajishi, and Vanellope von Schweetz, little girls from Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, and Wreck-It Ralph respectively, are other characters seen in his sigs and he makes constant topics about how adorable he thinks they are (he seems obsessed with Vanellope in particular). The furry characters barely get any mention from him outside of his sigs, but if he sees a topic about furries or a topic speculating about which pony would be the best in bed, he immediately contributes to it. (His current pony attractiveness ranking is Pinkie Pie > Rarity > Fluttershy > Twilight > Rainbow Dash > Applejack. However, he believes that Rainbow Dash would be the best with her tongue, Rarity would be the best at gyrating, Fluttershy would be the tightest, Pinkie would be the freakiest, and Twilight would be boring.) DGH claims to have over 1300 sigs and adds more every week, much to the despair of Text-to-Image users.

A more recent gimmick is his hottest character contests. These are bracket-styled contests with daily match-ups between two female characters from a series, and users must vote on who they think is the hottest. They regularly get a lot of complaints due to the inclusion of odd or downright creepy character choices such as old people, furries, non-anthropomorphic animals, and inanimate objects like cars or trees. His response to this criticism is that it wouldn't be fair to exclude someone just because they're an animal/inanimate object/old chick. Despite the controversy, these characters almost always win, proving the large amount of sexual deviants on CE. Grandmother Willow from Pocahontas is the most infamous example of this. It is often said that never before has anyone put so much effort and dedication into a gimmick. When asked why he makes these topics, he says "So if anyone asks who the hottest [series] character is, we can just link to this bracket and we won't have any huge flame wars."

He also trademarks his own "Hubbin bump™", which he constantly uses to bump topics made by either himself or Butters.

The mod Burgess has repeatedly expressed his disapproval of DGH, claiming he makes "horrible marks".

DGH sometimes expresses his desire to create a furry webcomic or animated sitcom, lamenting his inability to draw well.

He also has a dream roster for SSB4, and includes hundreds of characters on it that aren't even from video games and would never make an appearance in a Smash Bros. game (characters include Goku, Superman, Harry Potter, and ponies). He often posts it whenever he updates it. It is quite possibly the largest wall of text ever posted on CE.

He also has a backstory in which he claims to have been severely abused both physically and emotionally by his parents, and to have been mercilessly bullied in high school. It could all explain why he has every fetish in existence.

Random Insanity
Dead Guy Hubbin also occasionally posts on Random Insanity. He is most known there for taking a page out of Butters' book and making an account bet where if RI could spell "Hubbin", he would close his account. The loophole here was that they forgot to include the quotation marks. The second time DGH made the topic, RI included the quotation marks, but didn't delete their sigs, which according to DGH, counted as breaking the spelling chain. The second instance was quickly modded for trolling. The day after this, DGH closed his Hubbin account, at first claiming it was because the mods were singling him out and modding only him. Now he claims he never delivered because even though his account is closed, SBAllen was the one who closed it because the account closure system currently works by the user filling in a form requesting that his/her account be closed, and SBAllen fulfilling the request.

Ever since the first incident, anyone who promises to do something but doesn't deliver has been known as a "hubbin" on RI.