System Of An All Gone Bad Religion

System Of An All Gone Bad Religion is a group of CEmen who enter topics close to 500 posts and hold a "concert" in which they play popular rock songs. After leaving their "gigs" they leave topics in confusion and disorder. As of June 25, 2010, they are signed to Doom Art Records.

Formation
Wigglygorilla9 made a topic to form "The CE garage band." The first band "Don't Touch That Button", featured Ninja1234z on guitar, (who was banned shortly after, but currently uses the alternate accounts C4NDL3J4CK and Rock_The_Casbah) IEatFishFood on guitar, Thecurefan99 on bass, Wigglygorilla9 on keyboards, and many singers/drummers, and even a cowbell player, who were replaced constantly. The band held 3 successful gigs until the band lost interest.

Months later, Wigglygorilla9 made a second topic making another band, with much more success. All 4 original members returned, with JollyTinMan91 singing, Prost1278 on guitar, DarthVader561 as a manager, and College_K1D driving the bus, but quit after the fourth gig. Ninja1234z as C4NDL3J4CK decided not to reprise his guitar career, and played drums. The name "System Of An All Gone Bad Religion" comes from the nü-metal band "System of a Down," goth/electronic band "All Gone Dead," and punk band "Bad Religion."

Thecurefan99 even made a Choose Your Own Adventure story about being a dimwitted roadie for the band named Megan, who caused the band to go on the run from mods such as Burgess and Fossil.

College_K1D's selling out
After a gig one night, the band decided to relax on the couch back on their bus. They watched the news for the segment covering their destruction of a rival band's topic. During the segment, now former bus driver College_K1D sold his band out and labeled them as "lame" among other things. This infuriated the band, who played a gig on his front lawn a few days later, destroying his property and eventually leaving his lucrative mansion a smoldering crater. As of now his whereabouts are unknown, but one thing is for sure. He will never cross System Of An All Gone Bad Religion ever again.

He later tried to sue the band for damages, which turned into the band completely coating his house in candy and releasing ants, bees, and fat kids on it. College_K1D and his lawyer, redsox4life08, later contacted Doom Art, telling him to either cut off the band's funds or face court. Doom Art responded by telling the band to "make a gig so expensive that it makes Bill Gates look like a kid using mommy's allowance, and make explosions so big it makes atomic bombs look like farts."

Current News
Currently, the band hasn't done any gigs. There are rare topics in which the band plans gigs, but none have actually happened until June 15, 2010, on which IEatFishFood, thecurefan99, and C4NDL3J4CK played at the fictional music festival "BROfest." They then played against another band in a "Battle of the CE Bands." On the following day, KraftyKid asked the band to perform in his topic in return for 50 internets each, the band happily obliged. KraftyKid's topic was the band's venue for "SoaAGBRfest," until it was set on fire. This gig had guest appearances by Emilie Autumn and a resurrected GG Allin. It was at this concert that the band shot and revealed the video for their latest song "We Came, We Saw, We ****ed **** Up!", off of their newest work-in-progress of the same name. The band set the gig on fire and left when they thought it was a CEposse topic. On June 25, 2010 the band was officially signed to big time record company, Doom Art Records. Their contract is for 3 shows per month, 36 per year at $500,000 a show. They are currently planning "their biggest gig yet."

Don't Touch That Button Line-up

 * Wigglygorilla9 (keyboards)
 * William_Roebuck (lead vocals)
 * Ninja1234z/C4NDL3J4CK (Rhythm guitar)
 * GameSultan (lead guitar)
 * evilnipplerevo (drums)
 * thecurefan99 (bass)
 * Blue_Target (cowbell)
 * LargePiggy (back-up cowbell)

Current Line-up

 * Wigglygorilla9 (keyboards)
 * Thecurefan99 (bass guitar)
 * C4NDL3J4CK (drums)
 * IEatFishFood (lead guitar)
 * Prost1278 (guitar/lyrics)
 * JollyTinman91 (lead vocals)
 * DarthVader561 (manager)
 * Mast3rOfPupp3ts (Security)
 * Orangetastical (The guy in charge of oranges and orange related things)
 * Fictional roadie "Megan" from a CYOA story (occasional tambourine)

All bandmates have also provided backing vocals during performances, with the exception of DarthVader561, Mast3rOfPupp3ts, and Megan.

Former Members

 * College_K1D (bus driver)
 * I_ROOL (rhythm guitar, has constantly tried to re-join, denied entry be the band.)

Mascot
The band's mascot is a dead naked man, known as Dead Naked Man and commonly referred to with the abbreviation DNM. One night guitarist IEatFishFood heard noises coming from the bus, shotgun in hand, he crept out, opened the door, and saw DrunkDeathClaw lying on one of the bunks. He pumped the shotgun which startled the naked trespasser. IEatFishFood then shot him, killing him instantaneously. After hearing the gunshot, bandmates C4NDL3J4CK and thecurefan99 came to see what had happened. Seeing their guitarist standing over a bloody naked corpse was very confusing, and at first no one knew what to make of it. After regaining their composure the band decided to make this dead naked man their mascot. Dead Naked Man has made an appearance in most of the band's major gigs, and is often used as a puppet or hurled into the audience.

Gigs
The usual SOAAGBR gig consisted of a Queen song, a variety of classic rock, a few punk songs, many goth rock songs, a variety of metal, and sometimes thecurefan99 will play harpsichord and IEatFishfood will play violin and play an Emilie Autumn song. Usually, posters in the topic would get involved doing things such as stage diving and moshing. Sometimes they "set the topic on fire" with many fireworks, barrels of gunpowder, oil, gasoline, and lighter fluid. Occasionally the audience would trigger the fire prematurley, causing to band to put out the fire or flee the concert. Surprisingly, the band has never been modded for these actions, most likely because the mods are too busy pissing their pants at the mere sight of such an awesome band, and it happens on rare occasions too.

Rival Bands
After the band became well known on CE, even gaining a few lurkers and haters alike, an unknown user made a topic called "I think we should form a band to rival System of an All Gone Bad Religion!" The topic creator took the role of bass. System of an All Gone Bad Religion turned the rival band topic into a concert. During the concert, the band broke toilets, walls, ceiling fans, and many more things in the topic. They set the topic on fire after the band played Rosetta Stone's song "Leave me for Dead." Thecurefan99 took the items the band smashed online,and saw how much they cost on Walmart.com and Homedepot.com, and estimated that the topic had about $80,600,599 worth of "damage." The topic creator was still the only member of the rival band when the topic purged. In a similar matter to the original rival band, user Hrothgard decided he would make a hippie band, to "One-up System of an All Gone Bad Religion." He chose to be lead guitar, to rival IEatFishFood. A suprise to the band was that jezstyle, a friend of the band, also joined the hippie band later on. The second post was thecurefan99, who simply said "damn hippies," and beat the topic creator up.

Shows

 * Many random popular topics
 * COLLEGE_K1D's lawn
 * BROfest
 * Battle Of The CE Bands
 * SOAAGBRfest
 * CEPalooza (TBA)

Discography



 * System Of An All Gone Bad Religion (April 2010)
 * Baby Got b7
 * Troll, Steak, Religion, Repeat
 * Suicide of a CEman
 * Here Come The Mods
 * The CEvil War Memorial Song


 * We Came, We Saw, We ****ed **** Up (TBA 2010)
 * We Came, We Saw, We ****ed **** Up
 * In Memoriam (The Creep, puff_stinks, and SArmstrong song)
 * TEEHEE


 * Pojr Hard
 * Release the Ants