The K Nine

the_k_nine is a CEman most memorable for his love of all things, and his delivery:post ratio.

Posting Habits
the_k_nine loves almost every user on CE. He also posts a lot about food, and posts lots of pictures of attractive wiminz, inspired by the_Bored23 and moxillaq. He is also known for taking things way too far, like his love for his Heroes, users on CE and any games he's ever played/music he's ever listened to. He posts in a hyperactive and positive manner, and encourages others to be happy. As evident by his motto: "Think Positive, Post Positive."

Heroism
He is also known to have a system of Highlighting called "Hero". When another user preforms a heroic act or feat, he "Heroes" them. Heroes are traditionally highlighted as pink.

List of current Heroes:
 * PhillyUnion - He singlehandedly got another CEman laid in a "CE tells me what I text my friend" topic. He was the first recorded Hero.
 * TheMystic4323 - He Posted hundreds of pictures of relevant interest to the_k_nine.
 * Majoraman90 - (Reason Unknown)
 * The Creep - the_k_nine first saw the greatness of The Creep in a topic about him going to Omegle for the first time. The topic was a great success, and provided one of the best CExperiences for the_k_nine.
 * Rec0nwaFFles - Is a spitting reminder of what the_k_nine was when he was ReC0n's age.
 * Moxillaq - She also posted multiple pictures that the_k_nine found relevant to his interests.
 * wallmasterz - Made one of the best stories that the_k_nine ever read.
 * HappyTabby - For awesomely delivering a picture of her with underwear on her head.
 * Haisoudesu - (Reason Unknown)
 * Luigi123457 - Was the first User to make the_k_nine feel wanted at CE, with an ATTN topic, and stated how he liked the_k_nine's "work on CE" and to "keep it up". Luigi keeps in touch wth the_k_nine via MSN.
 * BlackDoomShadow - Has exactly the same taste in women as the_k_nine, and so was properly commened with the Hero status. He also wrote many Stories that the_k_nine liked.
 * muffinblade - Is a pretty cool guy, and posted pictures relevant to the_k_nine's interests. He keeps in touch with the_k_nine via MSN.
 * Sephyr_IX - Was the first CEman to see the_k_nine's true face, and the first human to compliment it.
 * Mass Confusion - Lives in a house that would surely drive the_k_nine into suicide.
 * Meadz - Is just so badass.
 * DonutDeity - Posted many stories that the_k_nine enjoyed.
 * IEatFishFood (GameSultan) - (Reason Unknown) the_k_nine keeps in touch with Fish Food via MSN.
 * MissMeepsalot - Totally pulled a badass move on another CEman. (Badass Move Unknown)
 * The Bored - Made stories, and posted pictures all relevant to the_k_nine's interests.
 * Legolas0008 - Gave the_k_nine hundreds of Pictures of Leah Dizon. They keep in touch via MSN.
 * Parappa09 - Was the first CEman that psychically attracted the_k_nine. They keep in touch via MSN.
 * Mr_Popadopalis - (Reason Unkown)
 * Solitice - Was the first CEman to be friends with the_k_nine on MSN. He also has a name so sexy, he'd be the greatest wingman in existence.
 * Sadian and his many alts - He is a God and the_k_nine will always worship him. OH GOD! PLEASE HELP ME! Sadian calls him farry-kun because he is kawaii desu ugu~
 * hylianknight3 - Is just really good friends with the_k_nine.
 * ManicPlumber - Did something that made the_k_nine feel good about life.
 * Kipspiracy - Is the_k_nine's musical Idol. They are going to make an album called "Kip'n it Fizikal". Kip also rapped Inspectah Deck's verse from Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'. They keep in touch via MSN.
 * ThineEnemy - Thine (Happy) helped the_k_nine and Pandacares with the Fashion Board comic for the Private Board contest. It was really awesome!
 * BlueKami - Posted a glorious post that brightened up the dark days the_k_nine was feeling.

Dedication to TWSS
the_k_nine runs the That's What She Said Revival Project, striving to make TWSS back into a functional board, with more than 25 topics. This has been fulfilled, now that Error1355 has become admin and is running the board superbly.

History
The_K_Nine started frequenting the FFVII board around 2005, when he made his account. Then he went to FFXII board after the game came out. For a one-year period he started board hunting, and claiming boards in "The Stick Rebel Army" but was purged out of his home board at Wing War. He settled down to CE on July 31st, 2009. Soon after, he created the CEroes, which he gave the title of Leader to Luigi123457.

His first 500th Post was Posted on 7/30/2009 at 10:44:57 AM on the "For Those Who May Want Level Recommendations" Topic on the FFXII board. This post will forever be on his AMP, since it is on a locked and stickied topic.

His first 500 Topic was on the FFVII board. The topic was titled "I'd [verb] [Character]." posted on 3/27/2010 at 10:46:59 PM after a large surge of I'd [Action] [Person] topics. The topic reached 500 on 4/14/2010 at 5:27:40 PM.

On Friday, June 18 2010, he had won the 2200th cookie from Highwind07, but now has won many more.

Today
He currently still frequents CE today, which takes up 90% of his Internet time, and 50% of all of his time. He has given up on marrying Sadian and maried someone even awesomer, ZeroLagann He was recently given a 8.89/10 rating on TropicMoon's Rate the CEperson contest. He also goes to the FFVII Board, which he calls his home. Tower of Hanoi. That's What She Said, which he calls his home away from home.