ITT: CE writes a Justin Bieber song one word per post.

ITT: CE writes a Justin Bieber song one word per post was a topic on CE created by College_K1D. Many of the posts used the words "gay, baby, and boys". After a few hours the topic reached 500. It is considered by some to be one of the greatest topics CE has ever had. The user C4NDL3J4CK posted the whole song after the topic was closed. He was moderated for such action. To this day C4NDL3J4CK is the only known user who has all the lyrics together. The topic made College_K1D much more popular. He is now pretty well-known on CE.

Lyrics
I am gay

GAY! Pretty, I hate girls

BABY BABY BABEH I LICK BABY is in DUMP ME I herpes am

Why am I so gay?

Have sex, pain, with no girls because whipped cream

i'm pre-pubescent and gay in all america! bed babby is male and gay, gay, really gay and gay boys and sex lesbian turn with penis in hummusexuals in my my ass licker anus butt I will dong love Twilight and sucking

I (your) am GAY

am nude men with mouth little weiner foreplay pecker within the butt pedobear of truth love love USHA if I gay cause do black guys poopy baby in sexy the pants doodoo butt banana I suck own gay big dick wang licking Tay Zonday BABEH baybeh BABY, OOOOOHH!! I like am love homosexual guys lipstick wiener love little boys I suck gay Brian Peppers my dong's beaver is tiny, sex, small, hairy baybeh BYE

I'm Hannah Montana - a whore.

small pee, I'm camp dicks in Why mouth are tiny, sweaty My bawls are nonexistant, inert not microscopic

I'm but flaccid Really super sweet dicks chode sixteen and I - BABEY I dicks like am Bieber wieners My taster - BAYBEH suck is gay pasty dicks stuck

I in Germany Licked boys, a butts small I have erections for boys Hours in America and San Francisco suck

I’m 500 years flamboyant old and dongs Nice turns are AWESOME Shawteh yummy in my solider booty turns is I flat as my table? Is Lady Gaga for fruity Arceus?

GARBAGE BUM SEX BAYBEH IS GAY!My dick is raw. Your meat is my small condom are pain, cause in diamond, Hitler is right Dead man is in

I’m walking on walking GAY sunshine I shoved in dicks poop nuclear moms love my dong boyfriend vagina I love Chrono and, AND Trigger boys!

Would the real molecules….I AM (horrible) GAY and singer failure at (mayonnaise) lifealkylation, I rules esterification

What the small hell is this topic getting at?

Gay, ridiculous, and stupid. (stupid, stupid, STUPID!)Seriously? (stupid, stupid)YOU BAYBEH! (baybeh!)I…. (baybeh!)NOOOOOOOOOOO, DON’T DO IT THAT HARD!

Is too!(I got in one little fight)Much dictionary gayness(and my mom got scared)Of…. and…… peed….my…(auntie pants) PANTS!Baybeh on grendel sexwithboys! (baybeh)colossal (ooohhhhhh)Oh yeah, YEAH, YEEEAAHHHH!OOOHHHHH! (I baybeh) YEEAHHHH!BAYBEH! Mommy told me to (oooohhhh) poke. your. little. (looooove) sister.

And in TWICE!Grandmother makes (licks) your cookies. Gay sex is fun (great!) pleasure and 500 (topic) penises posts vagina (hummusexual) not (I’m a girl) into (heterosexual)NOT funny!Homo licks baybeh. (just) baby BAYBEH OOHHH!

I (baybeh) love (baybeh) penis pump is sexy little boys (pleasureable) is squishy gay tentacle guys (baby) and (baby) I men (adult) face (ooohhhh baby)dick mormon. When I was 13, (baybeh) Justin Bieber like men!Gay Justin Bieber like men! (dick buttsechs)500 BAYBEH OOOHHH! 500 (wang wang)

Audio recording
A CEgal named Vanai sang the song and posted the video on YouTube. It was regarded as a moderate success.

Please note, the song on YouTube only went to the word "esterification," after which point the music ran out. For some reason, the video continues for several minutes without music afterward. If Justin Bieber weren't already the least-threatening thing possible, it would be a adequate fodder for a creepypasta.